The Legend of Peg-Leg Miley
Once upon a time there was a beautiful orange kitty named Miley. She had an unfortunate run-in with the scourge of the seas, Captain Tide the Detergent. As a result, she had to sail to the port of Pet Haven and, due to her injuries in the fight with Captain Tide, one of her pretty little legs had to be shaven. Her normally sweet disposition was replaced by a seriously cranky attitude. Now she sails the seven seas on her ship The Gilbert and will forever be known as the fearsome Peg-Leg Miley.
What is the Gilbert?
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